Monday, 4 January 2016

ONE ON ONE WITH MAASAI OF VIOJA AND ATG

                                                               Comedy in kenya today has taken a totally different new approach. Since the times of the late legendary mzee ojwang , mama kayai, mwala to todays churchil.  Comedy industry has evolved, grown and matured to some awesome heights which has seen many presumed young talented men and women venture into it as a full time job.today kenya  has a great number of stand up comedians who are currently making it big in the big mainstream creative laugh industry. Thanks to churchills inspiration. Churchill is regarded as the father of comedy in kenya. 
Mulika entertainment writer caught up with  a promising fast uprising standup comedian turned radio presenter known by his stage name as 'maasai' for an exclusive interview.
Maasai takes us down through his personal life, to hustle and the plans he has for his future.
We feature him in our todays special pullout. This is how we start our 2016. Read and enjoy.
 
Maasai during the interview 



Mulika ent: Well to start off, thank you for your time and accepting our invite for this interview.

Maasai: Ua welcome Sir the Fleasure is mine.

Mulika ent: Ours too. So tell us about yourself. Who is Julius maasai?

Maasai: Aaaah who is Julius Masaai ok.. Am two in One, Am Julius n Masaai julius hana job bt Masaai ako job sasa Masaai akifanya Job Julius Anakula pesa ya Masaai. What I mean is Am a standup comedian, Actor n also a Radio presenter at ATG Radio 91.0 fm... N am saved and I love Jesus coz he is the Reason I made it this FAR

Mulika ent: Maasai as you are popularly known is a jack of all trades, first you are a standup comedian. Tell us about this and how you got into comedy.

Maasai: My mum always tells me that I was with Funny characters when I was young natumwa sufuria Naleta Kijiko, even in School I was clever but stupid, when I came to Nairobi there was A competition at Gbs Tv which I Won,. I started like that now here I am Government comedian.

Mulika ent: When was this?

Maasai: 2011

Mulika ent: Since then you've been able to do a couple of shows, what are some of these shows?


Maasai: I have done many shows in School, in church I have mced many weddings but the one that I did Big I was the Mc of River wood Awards 2015

Mulika ent: While in comedy, What is that one thing that you would consider as your biggest breakthrough? Or what was your biggest breakthrough over the years?

Maasai: My biggest brake through is Breakthrough is Getting a job at Kbc n being a Radio presenter

Mulika ent: Yes about your job at KBC actually vioja mahakamani, how was it and how has it been?

Maasai: I was in Citizen Tv Mashtaka but I went Kbc for Comedy competition called last Laugh we were 300 comedians but I managed to reach final but Corruption came in but I thank God through that am at Vioja mahakamani replace of Olexender

Mulika ent: Radio. What motivated you to join radio? Which radio are you working for?


Maasai on atg radio


Maasai: I use to hear people talked in Radio and I thought I must make people Laugh On Radio. Then I joined am On ATG Radio 91.0 fm

Mulika ent: Well, that's now the maasai we know. Let's get back to where we started. There is this Julius we don't really know. So briefly tell us about this Julius, his family background and education as well.

Maasai: Julius is Very Simple n cool guy hananga mambo sana

Mulika ent: {laughter} maasai stop being mean bruh. Jibu swali langu.. Its 3 in 1 lol

Maasai: Family am first born in family of five two boys n three girls. School nimesomea Luhya land n I was not that clever

Mulika ent: Every profession comes with its own challenges, what can you say has been your biggest obstacle or challenge this far?

Maasai: Mmmmmmh challenges are many I have went for more than 500 Auditions n 20 pilotes okay bfor people know u can do it u must walk

Mulika ent: What are some of your achievements so far?

Maasai: I have Achieved a lot being in Radio and On Tv its not easy I Thank God for that,

Mulika ent: Are you married?

Mulika ent: Anything on your ring finger?

Maasai: Yes am Married with Ten kids bt they are not mine walikuja na Mama yao kitu yenye wanafanya ni kuniita baba mm na sema Yesu Ni bwana

Mulika ent: Now that we are almost closing 2015, what is resolution do 2016?

Maasai: 2016 I will be Star, best comedian in Kenya and whole world, and I want to build a house for my mum

Mulika ent: Any word of encouragement for those the upcoming comedians and those who want to join this industry?

Maasai: I will say that its a Jorney of hope n Faith, unakutanga Artist anakam leo anataka achukuliwe leo kesho ako Kwa Tv, No just do ua best respect each other, humble yourself be Prayerful and the Rest shall follow, the bible says Knock and the doors shall be open Ask and you shall be given Nothing is IMPOSIBLE TO GOD

Mulika ent: Your parting shot.

Maasai: My parting Shot, Is I want to thank God for this far he changed my life And also thank My Mum who supports me Siz n bro wamekua wakinizaidia saaana, na MY Fans I tell you hao ndio wamenimake hadi saa hii hapa nimefika Mungu Awabariki saaana

Mulika ent: Thank you for your time. We are glad. Again may God bless you and the work of your hands

Maasai: Amen n Amen God Bless You too

Maasai: Sasa naesa tuma salamu

Mulika ent: Yeah.. Uneza tuma salamu kwa watu tano

Maasai: Natuma salamu hapa kajiado kwa wa ng'ombe na Sister yangu wa ng'ombe uchumbe asn nikuamba tare Moja inakaribia ng'ombe ni ng'ombe

Mulika ent: And by the way what are your real names??

Maasai: My real Names is Julius kwangu Machenesi Masaai
        

As mulika entertainment family we wish maasai all the very best in his endeavors 
NOTE. To our readers , maasai's statements were not edited , they were published as they are, from him.

CORRUPTION by Emsong junior

                                CORRUPTION


I am a legend! The ruling dynasty! The lasting empire! Do you know want to know my name? What they call me? What you can call me? My first name is a small thing. A sip of hot Kericho tea I this cold el-nino weather, a straw of cool Delmonte juice in the breeze of Diani beach. My middle name is written in the hearts of many. And my third name summarizes your flag flying higher than Mt. Kenya. My real name exists in all books of records, nitafte ata Guinness book of records hutonikosa. My real name is C.O.R.R.U.P.T.I.O.NN

I run this part of the planet, n spread faster than Ebola n I colonize cells faster than virus. I run in your blood vessels. I run in your heart mind and soul. I run in your family and I run it to ruins. I was present in the past when your great grandpa called your great grandma ‘beibe’. And when wearing heels was mannish and locking hair was womanish. I am still ruling and I’ve established a strong dynasty of immortals. I am deeply rooted to the grass root and you can’t uproot me like marijuana. I will persist to the future generations, the generation of your children and your children’s… generations to come.
I suck like a tick and stink like scorpions. My poison kills in seconds, deadlier than cancer. Even scientists fear researching on me coz I spill the lab chemicals and wrongly balance the chemical equations! I kill cremate and burry dreams. I ruin destiniesCORRUPTION
n honesty, love and tenderness lacks in me. I have no compassion for the weak n I feed the greedy. My friend is evil and my parents are sorrow. I have a talent of breaking the rules, scot free I always walk above the law.

I possess pastors and politicians, doctors and lawyers. I run the offices of private and public sectors. I sign and pass laws to imprison that street child who stole food from the market stalls and set free that 50yr old man who raped and impregnated his 10yr daughter. Don’t also forget that I run lottery and looting industry. You will never find me kneeling before a priest for prayer but I plant seeds of division and destruction.
You can’t kill me coz I am more armed than a terrorist and more cunning than impostor also sharper than your double edged sword. You rarely find me in the light coz I blind fold and my family lives in the dark. But I will give you a little secret which may help you find me. But who knows? It may be a trick. Watch out!

The day when Odhiambo will name his son Muraya and Nasra her’s Chebet you will have beaten the tribal lines. When you break the communistic chains & realize that terrorism is not a religion… you will have made a step of eradicating me. I am not easily shaken so you must take action and demonstrate by casting a vote against me without influence of bluemoon nor shisha. Wake up and start your race, but remember I said am faster than lightning so u can’t catch me!

Unite as a nation united by red black green and white. Put on the full armor of truth love and justice that pierces the heart and bombs the camps of corruption. The battle is on. If you win I will soon be declared Gone… gone… gone… and gone for REAL.

@Pothesis of Songjnr.
2016 production.